What if there was a Chinese conspiracy... worldwide?
One that will affect politics, economics, science, literature, all that makes sense!
What if it was a chemically planned conspiracy... subtle, unimaginable
To attack ALL and sundry and bring embarrassmant to all
What if this conspiracy was brewed and eschewed in fabrics, textile and production?
What if the Chinese produce a fabric, chemically generated to obey scientific commands such as fade, rip, burst open, disappear...
What if at the touch of a button, the Chinese could control the world's nakedness... (seeing everything we wear is made in China.. right down to underwear)
What if? What would we do? How will that day be like??
Imagine this
New York City, Manhattan
The hustle and bustle, people up and down in fly clothes, shoes, bags, jackets. Catching the metro, in and out if stores, pricing merchandise, the lovely lady having lunch, the old ladies shopping, men in suits heading for Wall Street... everyone on the grind.
....
Suddenly like a flash, pink, yellow, black bodies - bare... Everyone is naked and they know it!
Someone, somewhere in the orients has pushed the sacred button!
EVERYONE IS NAKED!!!! Stark naked!!!! Abashed, confused, shocked!! All the Chinese fabric - GONE! poof! Gone! People hiding in buildings to cover nakedness, some rushing to the now empty textile stores...
The President is NAKED!
So is Condoleeza,
Babara Bush is naked!
Oprah is on t.v NAKED!
Hilary Clinton is naked!
Obama is NAKED!
Everyone in America is naked!
Except few who aren't wearing "made-in-china" fabric... who are these few? No one sees them!
Butts, arms, thighs, breasts, scars, birthmarks, various shapes, various sizes... jiggling to hide nakedness... if there was a Chinese Conspiracy!
Monday, December 17, 2007
the Chinese Conspiracy...
Posted by dScR?Be at 8:15 AM
Labels: chinese conspiracy
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6 peculiar people said...:
LOL! That was hilarious, but you're so right. If I suddenly remove everything with a "Made in China" label from here, I wonder what will be. How u dey?
lol.. a lil' paranoid, aren't we?! hehehe
i dey oh Uncle T, simi mehn, u cannot blame me... these were random musings on d bus dis morning
hahaha, that was a good one. It is amazing - our dependence on cheap Chinese goods. If that button got pressed, it would be nasty!
As for Oprah wearing Chinese 'baffs', isn't Valentino her best friend? The babe wears made in Italia clothes oh, as do most of the super wealthy. That button probably wouldn't affect them.
lol!
u'd be surprised mehn... those italian clothes are made in china fabric
You have what the ancients call an active imagination
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